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Jun-1-2009

The Swollen Thumb

Most of the time, it will be inevitable. You’re bound to hit your thumb with your hammer… but how do you take it? Everyone has their way of dealing with it. These are my Top 5 fav’s.

5. Make a lame attempt to walk it off even though it won’t work

4. Throw the hammer into the ground in a fit of rage

3. Wrap it up a little tighter, but not too tight… we still need to be productive

2. Blame someone for distracting you… then get even

1. Attempt to sensor your swear words as they come pouring out when you realize that you’re now more likely to repeat the incident

Smashing your thumb happens. But be creative about how you deal with it. And let me know what I’m missing.

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